I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
