Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Randomize
