Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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