Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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