Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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