before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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