Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's rum buckets o'clock
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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