Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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