I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
