Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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