Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Randomize