If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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