Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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