dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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