Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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