Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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