Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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