Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
are you still at the devil's house?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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