Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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