Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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