No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Randomize
