oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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