Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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