this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You made out with two different species that night
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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