i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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