everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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