Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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