pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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