just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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