Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Randomize