What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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