He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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