Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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