i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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