you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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