you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
