That's intense
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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