"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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