the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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