The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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