There is no way he is gay with that hair.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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