i think i have two assholes
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
