dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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