just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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