hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
