Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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