On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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