i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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