Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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