Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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