no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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