so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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