Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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