im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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